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The Internet Is for Porn
[by victoria p.]

Rating: G

Summary: Harry and Ron visit Hermione, and learn something.

Spoilers: None

Notes: Thanks to Jen, Pete/Melissa, Dot, and Meg. This was written for the hp100 drabble community Muggle relations challenge. I should be ashamed, but someone had to do it.

Date: October 6, 2003

Hermione loved the wizarding world, but also enjoyed being home with her computer, television and CD player. When Ron and Harry visited, she introduced Ron to it all with great delight.

On the third day of their visit, Ron received owl post; both boys were secretive about it. When she found the magazines, barely hidden beneath Ron's dirty laundry, she sniffed in disdain.

The boys cowered in fear as she dragged them to her computer. With a few keystrokes, she shocked them both into utter silence, their faces flaming.

Hermione grinned impishly. "Don't you know the Internet is for porn?"

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