The Dark Knight
by Captain Average
Rating: G
Summary: Angel prowls the night until...
Angel stalks into the bar. Onstage, a Cauldra Demon is warbling a Dolly Parton tune.
The Host looks up, pauses, and approaches him.
"If it's not Sir Sombre, The Dark Knight of Los Angeles! What brings you to..." He finally really sees the vampire's expression. "You - you're not going to... umm... ulp... sing again, are you?"
Angel brushes past him and leans into a booth at the back of the bar.
The Host watches carefully; something is not right.
Angel turns, smiles and holds up his hand in triumph.
"Dropped my wallet..."
~Fin~
Disclaimer: All Buffy and Angel characters belong to Joss Whedon, David Greenwalt, Mutant Enemy, Sand Dollar, Greenwolf Productions, and the Kuzuis; this piece of fan-written fiction intends no infringement on any copyrights.