A Celestial Case
by Captain Average

 

Rating: G

Summary: Buffy and Willow vs. Glorificus

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Until Willow and Xander arrived, Glory had been throwing Buffy around like a ragdoll.

"Jello!" shouted Willow. Instantly, Glory's speed slowed to comical levels.

"Buffy! Catch!" Xander threw a small capsule to the Slayer. She, in turn, stuffed it into the Hell God's open mouth and pinched her nose.

Glory swallowed.

"Hasten," said Willow.

Glory screamed and fled, leaving a Hell-God-shaped hole in the wall.

"What just happened?" asked Xander.

"Imagine every jalapeno pepper ever grown. Now imagine what would happen if it were a single pill, unleashed in a god's stomach..."

"You mean...?"

"Yup! A celestial case of heartburn..."

~Fin~

 

Disclaimer: All Buffy and Angel characters belong to Joss Whedon, David Greenwalt, Mutant Enemy, Sand Dollar, Greenwolf Productions, and the Kuzuis; this piece of fan-written fiction intends no infringement on any copyrights.